Can a turkey jump higher than a empire state building?
Yes, because a building can’t jump!
If a tree checked his watch, what time would it be?
Tree o ‘ clock!
Why did the frog go to school?
So he could learn his alpha-ribbit?
Why did the man freeze his money?
He wanted cold, hard cash.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turner.
Turner who?
Turner handle and let me in!
What did the mommy volcano say to the baby volcano?
I LAVA you!!
