How do you repair a broken duck?
Duck-tape the quack.
What’s small, purple and dangerous?
A grape with a machine gun!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be some way to find your funny bone!
What is a ghost’s favorite card game?
Ghost fish!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because the chicken owed him five “bucks”.
What is a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
