How do you know which end of a worm is the head?
Tickle it and see which end laughs!
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards in a line?
A receding hare line!
One day Ramu entered a crowded restaurant . He said, “When Ramu eats Biryani everybody eats Biryani.” So everybody thought he was a generous man . When it was time for Ramu’ s bill, what did he say ?
“When Ramu pays his own bill, everybody pays his own bill!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who who.
Who who who?
Is there an owl in the house?
Which is the smallest gate in the world?
Colgate!
A string was walking in a fast food restaurant. The waiter said,”Sorry, we don’t serve your kind.” The string went outside, tied itself, and shredded the ends. He went back inside. The same waiter asked,”Are you that string again?” Then the string said:
“I’m a frayed knot”
