What key has legs and can’t open doors?
Turkey!
What did the antelope say to the melon?
Can’telope tonight!
Where did the dead sick man go?
His cough -in!
Two fish were in a tank; what did the first fish say to the other?
How do you drive this thing?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was stuck to the porcupine!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
