What is the biggest pencil in the USA?
Pencilvanya!
What is a boxer’s favorite drink?
Punch!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts to do so!
What is the difference between swine flu and bird flu?
Swine flu you need Oinkment, and with Bird flu you need Tweetment!
What do you call a frozen patty?
A brrr-ger
What did the square say to the old circle?
“Been around long?”
