Why was the ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants too!
What do you get when you cross a man from Paris with lightning ?
A french fry!
Superman asked a fortune teller “Who is the most strongest person in the world?” He came out and said “Yes! It’s me!” and flew away. Then Wonder Woman came and asked “Who’s the prettiest person in the world?” She came out and said “Yes! It’s me and went away. Next the Hunchback came and asked “Who’s the most ugliest person in the world?”
He came out and said “Dang, it was your name.
Where did the mouse get his tail fixed?
At the re-tail shop
Why did the booger cross the road?
He was getting picked on!
How do you make Pikachu get in the bus?
Poke him on!
