Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn’t know you were a cowboy!
What is a detective’s ultimate car?
A track-tor!
Did you hear about the circus that was on fire?
it was in tents!
Where do ticks go when they get kicked off dogs?
Back to Ticksas.
What did Baby Corn say to Mommy Corn?
Where’s Pop Corn?
What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you!
