What do you get when you throw a cat out of the car window?
Kitty litter!
What do ghosts wash the hair with?
Shamboo!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?
Because her class is so bright.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
I am still working on it
What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese restaurant?
Hop suey!
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
Turkey!
