What did one eye say to the other eye?
Something between us smells a lot.
Why couldn’t the Dalmatian puppy hide from his mother?
because he’d already been spotted!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arch
Arch who?
Bless you!
What do you get when you cross a teacher and
a vampire?
Lots of blood tests!
What do you get when you pour hot water down rabbits’ hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
Why was the ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants too!
