What do you get when you cross a man from Paris with lightning ?
A french fry!
Superman asked a fortune teller “Who is the most strongest person in the world?” He came out and said “Yes! It’s me!” and flew away. Then Wonder Woman came and asked “Who’s the prettiest person in the world?” She came out and said “Yes! It’s me and went away. Next the Hunchback came and asked “Who’s the most ugliest person in the world?”
He came out and said “Dang, it was your name.
Why did the booger cross the road?
He was getting picked on!
How do you make Pikachu get in the bus?
Poke him on!
Teacher: Peter, correct the sentence ” The bull and the cow are grazing”.
Peter: The cow and the bull are grazing.
Teacher: What is the change you have made?
Peter: Ladies First!!
What does a pig do after school on a Friday?
Hamwork!
