Why couldn’t the Dalmation hide?
Because it was already spotted
Where does a dog go when it loses it’s tail?
The tailor!
Why do we have to go to bed?
Because the bed won’t come to us!
What did the ocean say to the penguin?
Nothing,it just Waved
Where was deodorant invented?
Pittsburgh!
Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
