What is the bravest knight in the ocean?
A swordfish!
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Something between us smells a lot.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arch
Arch who?
Bless you!
What do you get when you cross a teacher and
a vampire?
Lots of blood tests!
What do you get when you pour hot water down rabbits’ hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
What do you get when you cross a man from Paris with lightning ?
A french fry!
