Teacher: Why does the Statue of Liberty carry a torch?
Student: Because nobody should read in the dark!
What did the magnet say to the paperclip?
I find you very attractive!
Teacher: If you had five chocolates on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have?
Answer: A fight!
What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad!
Madhumita:Dad,can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem,please?
Father:Don’t tell me they haven’t found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was boy!
Passenger: Is this my train?
Conductor: No sir, it belongs to the Indian Railways.
Passenger: Dont be funny! I was wondering if I could take this train to Delhi?
Conductor: No,sir. It’s too heavy!
