Teacher: If you had five chocolates on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have?
Answer: A fight!
What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad!
Madhumita:Dad,can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem,please?
Father:Don’t tell me they haven’t found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was boy!
Passenger: Is this my train?
Conductor: No sir, it belongs to the Indian Railways.
Passenger: Dont be funny! I was wondering if I could take this train to Delhi?
Conductor: No,sir. It’s too heavy!
History Teacher: Meena, what would happen if there is a 3rd world war?
Meena: That would be terrible. There will be another chapter in our History textbooks!
Landlord(to servant): Wake me up at 6 tomorrow.I’ve something important to attend.
Servant:Yes,sir,but could you wake me up at 5.59?
