Which weighs more, 1 ton of feathers or 1 ton of iron?
Neither, because both weigh 1ton!
What Did Thomas the tank engine say when beans were put in his boiler?
Toot, Toot!
Why does the monkey go crazy?
Because he’s bananas!
What do you call counting infants?
infaNTORY
Why couldn’t the Dalmation hide?
Because it was already spotted
Where does a dog go when it loses it’s tail?
The tailor!
