Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be some way to find your funny bone!
What is a ghost’s favorite card game?
Ghost fish!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because the chicken owed him five “bucks”.
What is a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards in a line?
A receding hare line!
One day Ramu entered a crowded restaurant . He said, “When Ramu eats Biryani everybody eats Biryani.” So everybody thought he was a generous man . When it was time for Ramu’ s bill, what did he say ?
“When Ramu pays his own bill, everybody pays his own bill!”
