The frightened tourist:Are there any bats in the cave?
Guide:There were.Don’t worry,the snakes have eaten them up.
Knock, Knock
Who’s There?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
What does a bug get when he’s being impatient?
Ants in his pants!
Which weighs more, 1 ton of feathers or 1 ton of iron?
Neither, because both weigh 1ton!
What Did Thomas the tank engine say when beans were put in his boiler?
Toot, Toot!
Why does the monkey go crazy?
Because he’s bananas!
