Why do we have to go to bed?
Because the bed won’t come to us!
What did the ocean say to the penguin?
Nothing,it just Waved
Where was deodorant invented?
Pittsburgh!
Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
Which word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?
INCORRECTLY!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To beat up the idiot who joked about him!
