Did you hear about the circus that was on fire?
it was in tents!
Where do ticks go when they get kicked off dogs?
Back to Ticksas.
What did Baby Corn say to Mommy Corn?
Where’s Pop Corn?
What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you!
Adult Female: Let me introduce you to my husband.
Parents: Delighted! I am always glad to meet any husband of yours.
Teacher: Who can tell me what is of great importance today that did not exist forty years ago?
Student:Me!
