Why do bears have cold feet at winter season?
Because a bear has “bare feet”!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Toodle!
Toodle who?
Toodle-oo to you too!
Why is a person that is hungry like a smart person?
Because they both want pie (Pi)
What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle!
What do you get when you cross a witch with a glacier?
A cold spell!
Why is an adult on a vacation like a hungry kid?
Because they both want a suite\sweet!