What is a hippo’s favourite music?
Hippo-Hop!
A cowboy in town came on Friday and stayed for 3 days. And then left on Friday. How did he do that?
His horse’s name was Friday!
Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butter fly!
What did the rock and the ruler say to each other?
“You rock!”
“You rule!”
“You rule!”
A girl complained to the librarian that there were no good books.
“Well, there’s some extra ones on my desk,” the librarian said. “Do you like the look of them?”
“Yeah!” announced the girl happily. “Wow, these books look so cool!”
The High Cliff by Eileen Dover
Robots by Anne Droid
Hot Dog by Frank Furter
Ghosties by Frank N. Stine
I’m Fine by Howard U
Downpour by Wayne Drops
Teach Me by I. Wanda Know
Tugga War by Paul Hard
Surprised by Omar Gosh
What A Shock by Sue Prize
C’mon In by Doris Open
Blowing up the Building by Tim Bur
The Yellow River by I.P. Freely
Robots by Anne Droid
Hot Dog by Frank Furter
Ghosties by Frank N. Stine
I’m Fine by Howard U
Downpour by Wayne Drops
Teach Me by I. Wanda Know
Tugga War by Paul Hard
Surprised by Omar Gosh
What A Shock by Sue Prize
C’mon In by Doris Open
Blowing up the Building by Tim Bur
The Yellow River by I.P. Freely
Where do one-legged people eat breakfast?
Ihop!
