What do you call a dinosaur that doesn’t give up?
A try, try, tryceratops!
What’s the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe!
What did the gun say to the bullet?
Shoot, I forgot my jacket!
What did the Mom cow name her baby cow?
Patty!!
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the court?
Odour, Odour in the court!
Patient: Please do something for me! I can’t stop thinking that I’m a bridge!
Doctor:What’s come over you???
Patient:So far, 5 cars and a truck!!!
