What kind of security systems do fast food places have?
Burger Alarms
Why are cooks evil?
Because they whip cream and beat eggs!
What did the plant grow in math?
SQUARE ROOTS!
What do you call a chicken that crossed the road, fell into a mud puddle, and crossed the road again?
A dirty double-crosser!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
What did the girl fish say to the boy fish?
Let’s cut school and go for a swim!
