When a cookie is mad at his friend, what does he say?
You’re a crumby friend!
Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Aware.
Aware who?
Aware, Aware has my little sheep gone?
What cartoons do martians watch?
Lunar tunes!
Where do you take a cow out to dance?
To the “meat”ball!
What kind of mammal lies the most?
A Bluffalo!
Why do mummies like presents?
Because they’re wrapped!
