What do you call a chicken that crossed the road, fell into a mud puddle, and crossed the road again?
A dirty double-crosser!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
What did the girl fish say to the boy fish?
Let’s cut school and go for a swim!
When a cookie is mad at his friend, what does he say?
You’re a crumby friend!
Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Aware.
Aware who?
Aware, Aware has my little sheep gone?
What cartoons do martians watch?
Lunar tunes!
