Where do you take a cow out to dance?
To the “meat”ball!
What kind of mammal lies the most?
A Bluffalo!
Why do mummies like presents?
Because they’re wrapped!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he could. Don’t you ever question the chicken’s motives!!!
What is a soda’s favorite kind of music?
Soda pop!
What is a dragon’s favorite game?
Swallow the leader!
