Why can you not trust a cheetah or a lion?
Because a cheetah cheats and a lion, he’s just a’lyin’!
Pickle Me and Tickle Me were on a boat. Pickle Me fell off. Who was left?
Tickle Me!
What did the chef do by bringing vegetables for the barbecue instead of meat?
He made a MIS-STEAK!
How can you keep your hair from frizzing up in a steamy bathroom?
Turn on the hair conditioner!
What has hands but does not shake?
A clock.
Which is the biggest rope in the world?
Europe!
