Knock Knock
Who is there?
Coleen.
Coleen who?
Collen your room!
Why the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
What happened when a gorilla farted?
Another gorilla said, “Is that a skunk?”
Why can you not trust a cheetah or a lion?
Because a cheetah cheats and a lion, he’s just a’lyin’!
Pickle Me and Tickle Me were on a boat. Pickle Me fell off. Who was left?
Tickle Me!
What did the chef do by bringing vegetables for the barbecue instead of meat?
He made a MIS-STEAK!