What do you get when you cross a teacher with a balloon?
A Pop Quiz!
How does a train sneeze?
a-Choo!
What is a hippo’s favourite music?
Hippo-Hop!
A cowboy in town came on Friday and stayed for 3 days. And then left on Friday. How did he do that?
His horse’s name was Friday!
Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butter fly!
What did the rock and the ruler say to each other?
“You rock!”
“You rule!”
“You rule!”
