If you are an American in the kitchen, what are you on the way to the bathroom? How about when you are in the bathroom?
When you are on the way to the bathroom, you’re a Russian, but if you are in the bathroom, European!
What is the capital of bikini bottom?
Letter B!
What did the pen say to the paper?
What’s the WRITE answer?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
His mother was a wafer so long.
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin!
What is the most famous fish?
A star fish!
