What did Bigfoot do after he had his teeth pulled?
He ate the dentist.
What did the shrimp roll say when it saw the tuna roll?
I want my eda-mommy!
What is green and sits in the corner?
A naughty frog!
Who does a zombie take out for dinner?
His ghoul-friend!
What did the boy digital clock say to his mother the analog clock?
Look ma no hands!
What animal do you not want to play cards with?
A Cheat-ah!
