Why are cooks evil?
Because they whip cream and beat eggs!
What did the plant grow in math?
SQUARE ROOTS!
What do you call a chicken that crossed the road, fell into a mud puddle, and crossed the road again?
A dirty double-crosser!
What did the girl fish say to the boy fish?
Let’s cut school and go for a swim!
When a cookie is mad at his friend, what does he say?
You’re a crumby friend!
Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Aware.
Aware who?
Aware, Aware has my little sheep gone?
