Patient: Please do something for me! I can’t stop thinking that I’m a bridge!
Doctor:What’s come over you???
Patient:So far, 5 cars and a truck!!!
What kind of eggs did the bad chicken lay?
Deviled eggs!
What do ghosts eat for lunch?
Boo-loney sandwiches!
What did the other gorillas say when the gorilla farted?
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh!
What happened when the cracker broke up with the cookie?
His heart crumbled!
What flower grows right under your nose?
Tulips!
