Why do trains smell ?
Because they toot a lot!
What’s a vampire’s favorite drink?
Blood Lite
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
19. Beacause E.T went home on a U.F.O and the F.B.I went after him.
What did Bigfoot do after he had his teeth pulled?
He ate the dentist.
What did the shrimp roll say when it saw the tuna roll?
I want my eda-mommy!
What is green and sits in the corner?
A naughty frog!
