Who does a zombie take out for dinner?
His ghoul-friend!
What did the boy digital clock say to his mother the analog clock?
Look ma no hands!
What animal do you not want to play cards with?
A Cheat-ah!
What do you call someone with no shin?
Tony! (toe knee!)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police says don’t post anymore awful knock knock jokes!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange Who?
Orange you going to let me in?
