The chicken crossed the road. Why didn’t the hippo?
He was too chicken.
What is not enough for 1, just right for 2, but too much for 3?
A secret!
Groom to Bride: Do you love me?
Bride: I do, Darling, I do!
Groom: What if I had bad breath and body odor?
Bride: I do, Darling, I do!
What is the cutest thing about math?
Acute angles.
What kind of teeth can you buy for a dollar?
Buck teeth!
Riiing! Riiing!
“Hello?”
“Yes?”
“Is this Sarah Wall?”
“No”
“Then give the phone to Michael Wall.”
“Sorry, but there are no Walls here.”
“Then what holds up your roof?”
