In the school cafeteria, the lunchlady put up a sign near the pile of apples:
“Take Only One. Remember God is watching.”
On the pile of candies, a child put up a note:
“Take as many as you want. God is watching the apples.”
What happens when you throw margarine?
It turns into a butter-fly!!
What kind of dog is a fan of the New York Yankees?
A YORKie!
How do sheep stay clean?
They take a BAAAAATH!
Why did the witch buy a cell phone?
So she could send HEXED MESSAGES!
What do you call an ugly rock?
Anything you want! It can not hear you!
