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From Mackenzie, age 11, Start,Louisiana

What is the cutest thing about math?

Acute angles.
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Filed Under: Black and White

From Lizz, age 3, London

What kind of teeth can you buy for a dollar?

Buck teeth!
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Filed Under: Animal

From Mikhail, age 12, Mumbai, India

Riiing! Riiing!
“Hello?”
“Yes?”
“Is this Sarah Wall?”
“No”
“Then give the phone to Michael Wall.”
“Sorry, but there are no Walls here.”

“Then what holds up your roof?”
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Filed Under: Kids

From Mikhail, age 12, Mumbai, India

In the school cafeteria, the lunchlady put up a sign near the pile of apples:
“Take Only One. Remember God is watching.”
On the pile of candies, a child put up a note:

“Take as many as you want. God is watching the apples.”
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Filed Under: Food

From Courtney, age 13, Baldwinsville, NY

What happens when you throw margarine?

It turns into a butter-fly!!
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Filed Under: Food

From Bethany, age 7, U.S.A.

What kind of dog is a fan of the New York Yankees?

A YORKie!
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Filed Under: Dog

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