How do sheep stay clean?
They take a BAAAAATH!
Why did the witch buy a cell phone?
So she could send HEXED MESSAGES!
What do you call an ugly rock?
Anything you want! It can not hear you!
What did the skeleton say to the ghost after he told him a joke?
That joke rattled my bones!
Once there were three people who were on an airplane; one had an apple; one had a banana, and one had a bomb. The flight attendant came around and said, “You can’t have those items!” So they all threw their items out the window.
When they got off the plane they saw a kid crying. They asked why he was crying, and he said, “My dog got killed from a banana falling from the sky.” They moved on and saw another kid crying. They asked, “Why are you crying?” He said, “My cat got killed from an apple falling from the sky.” So they moved on and saw a kid laughing, and they asked, “Why are you laughing?”, and he said “I farted and the building behind me blew up!”
Guess what we learned at school today? Said Stanley as he burst through the front door . “we learned how to make babies!”
“And how do you make babies?” asked Stanley’s mother.
“Its easy,” said Stanley .
“First change the y in baby to i and then you add es!”
