What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple
What happens to Father Christmas if he gets stuck up the chimney?
He gets Santa Claustrophobia!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Somebody who can’t reach the doorbell!
What’s similar about a dog and a tree?
Bark!
Why can’t you tell a joke while your on ice?
Because it might crack up!
What goes tick tock bow wow tick tock bow wow?
A watch dog!
