What sound does a train make when it passes gas?
Toot-Toot
What is a hockey player’s favorite topping?
Icing!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bed.
Bed who?
Beder watch out!
What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple
What happens to Father Christmas if he gets stuck up the chimney?
He gets Santa Claustrophobia!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Somebody who can’t reach the doorbell!
