Why couldn’t the pirates play cards on deck?
The captain was sitting on it!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Nikiera, age 12, California
Why couldn’t the pirates play cards on deck?
From Isabella, age 8, Calgary,Alberta
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
From Davidster, age 10, Massachusetts, U.S.A
What’s black and white and red all over?
From Nikhila, age 8, USA
WHERE DO BABY COWS EAT?
From Bob and Meg, age 9, Nottingham
What is the best part of your body that can run a race?
From Breana, age 11, U.S.A
What does the wind eat?

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