What goes “oh oh oh”?
Santa walking backwards!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Marcus.
Marcus who?
Marcus on the chart; we’re number one!
What kind of dog would Dracula get?
A bloodhound !
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he was stuck in the chicken’s crack!
What does a vampire say after drinking?
Drank you very much!
What did the brain say to the other brain?
I like the way you think!
