How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
You rock-et!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ach.
Ach who?
Gesundheit!
What’s got a head, a tail but no body?
A coin
Why does Santa’s belly shake when he laughs?
Because he is well rounded!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
U C.
U C who?
I see you!
How did the lion greet the other animals?
With pride!
