What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
The chicken crossed the road. Why didn’t the hippo?
He was too chicken.
What is not enough for 1, just right for 2, but too much for 3?
A secret!
Groom to Bride: Do you love me?
Bride: I do, Darling, I do!
Groom: What if I had bad breath and body odor?
Bride: I do, Darling, I do!
What is the cutest thing about math?
Acute angles.
What kind of teeth can you buy for a dollar?
Buck teeth!
