What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?
One has a bill on his face, the other, his face on a bill!
‘Where do you get a free car from?
Africa!
Why was the snake so good at math?
He was an Adder!
Mom: Cary, I just finished putting thyme in the garden.
Cary: Can we use it?
Mom: Of course. Now go get ready for the soccer game.
Cary: I don’t need to.
Mom: Why?
Cary: Because we’ve got time!
What do you say when you get turned into a tree?
Gee-um-ah-tree!
Why does the giant always bring a spoon to the football game?
Because it’s the SUPER BOWL!
