Riiing! Riiing!
“Hello?”
“Yes?”
“Is this Sarah Wall?”
“No”
“Then give the phone to Michael Wall.”
“Sorry, but there are no Walls here.”
“Then what holds up your roof?”
In the school cafeteria, the lunchlady put up a sign near the pile of apples:
“Take Only One. Remember God is watching.”
On the pile of candies, a child put up a note:
“Take as many as you want. God is watching the apples.”
What happens when you throw margarine?
It turns into a butter-fly!!
How do sheep stay clean?
They take a BAAAAATH!
Why did the witch buy a cell phone?
So she could send HEXED MESSAGES!
What do you call an ugly rock?
Anything you want! It can not hear you!
