Why does Santa’s belly shake when he laughs?
Because he is well rounded!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
U C.
U C who?
I see you!
How did the lion greet the other animals?
With pride!
What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?
One has a bill on his face, the other, his face on a bill!
‘Where do you get a free car from?
Africa!
Why was the snake so good at math?
He was an Adder!
