Why didn’t the hot dog star in the movies?
Because he had saggy buns.
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Lizalee, age 12, Quincy, Michigan USA
Why didn’t the hot dog star in the movies?
From Katie, age 10, Maine
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
From Denali, age 8, Kailua, Hawaii
What did the traffic light say to the cars?
From Ricky, age 10, Sydney
Why is the maximum speed of the Cheetah 110km per hour?
From Will, age 5, Massachusetts
What sound does a train make when it passes gas?
From Colin, age 8, Massachusetts
What is a hockey player’s favorite topping?

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