What did 1 statue say to the other?
Is statue bro?
What are funny snakes called?
Hiss-terical!
Why can’t a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
He cannot be buried because he is alive!
What do snakes do when they’re in love?
They hiss!
What does a frog order with its burger?
A packet of jumbo flies and a diet croak
Knock Knock
Who’s there
I’m lion.
I’m lion who?
I’m lion here just doin’ nothin’. How ’bout you?
