What did one math book say to another?
Leave me alone. I have my own problems!
What did the fish use as a cell phone?
A Shell Phone!
What time should you go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty! (2:30)
What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?
I haven’t seen you for a year!
What happened to the dog who swallowed a watch?
He became a watchdog!
What do you get if you cross a couple of bananas!
with a pair of shoes?
Slippers!
