When is it safe to jump out of a moving bus?
When the hospital is near!
What five letter word can you take the first letter the last letter and the middle letter you are still left with the same word?
empty(MT) take off the E Y and P look what your left with
Why didn’t the hot dog star in the movies?
Because he had saggy buns.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Is a bell ringing or is it just me?
What did the traffic light say to the cars?
Don’t look……………..
I’m changing!!!!!!!!!
I’m changing!!!!!!!!!
Why is the maximum speed of the Cheetah 110km per hour?
Because that is the speed limit!
