Can FEBRUARY march?
No, April may.
Why did the dog bark after school?
Because he had a ruff day.
What did the mushroom say to the flower after she decided not to go on a date with him?
C’mon I’m a real fungi!
What did one math book say to another?
Leave me alone. I have my own problems!
What did the fish use as a cell phone?
A Shell Phone!
What time should you go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty! (2:30)
