What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?
I haven’t seen you for a year!
What happened to the dog who swallowed a watch?
He became a watchdog!
What do you get if you cross a couple of bananas!
with a pair of shoes?
Slippers!
What do you call a wolf when it howls at mid-night?
I really don’t know but if I were you I wouldn’t go near it.
I am a type of nut. But I don’t have a shell. What am I?
A doughnut!
Why did the children eat their homework?
The teacher said it was like CAKE!
