Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana come in. It’s freezing out here!
What did the banana say to the artichoke?
If you are to choke, don’t do it on me!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
The BP Station!
Boy: Miss, would you tell me off for something I didn’t do?
Teacher:Of course not.
Boy:Good because I didn’t do my homework!
What is a girl snowman called?
A snow-ma’am!
