Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he was stuck in the chicken’s crack!
What does a vampire say after drinking?
Drank you very much!
What did the brain say to the other brain?
I like the way you think!
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
You rock-et!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ach.
Ach who?
Gesundheit!
What’s got a head, a tail but no body?
A coin
