Why does the giant always bring a spoon to the football game?
Because it’s the SUPER BOWL!
What does the ice ghost eat?
An Ice-creaaaaaaam!
Where do you take your dog when he is sick?
To the Dog-Tor!
What is the difference between weather and a horse?
One rains down and the other reins down!
Can February March?
No, but April May.
Doctor, Doctor, I think I need glasses!
You certainly do sir – this is a flower shop!
