Where do bees go to the bathroom?
The BP Station!
Boy: Miss, would you tell me off for something I didn’t do?
Teacher:Of course not.
Boy:Good because I didn’t do my homework!
What is a girl snowman called?
A snow-ma’am!
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a triangle.
I see your point!
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff!
Child : Mommy, I am in the top ten in our class!
Mommy : Oh,great! How many are in the class?
Ten!
