WHAT DO YOU CALL A BUG THAT IS A LADY?
A LADYBUG!
What did Snow White say when she was waiting for her photos?
Someday my prints will come!
How does a penguin build his house ?
Igloos it together!
A duck walks into a drug store and goes to the beauty department. The duck grabs some lip gloss. She walks up to the chaser. “Credit or Debit?”
“Put it right on my ‘bill’ !”
What is the biggest rope? Which is the biggest mark? Which is the biggest pan?
Europe, Denmark, Japan!
Why is the computer overweight?
Because its always taking megabytes!
