What is green, has four legs, can’t move and would kill you if it fell out a tree on top of you?
A pool table!
Why was the skeleton not funny?
Cause he had no funny bone!
Knock, knock?
Who is there?
Knock Knocking?
Knock knocking who?
I’m not knock knocking on heavens door!
Where does Father Christmas go for his monthly disco?
A snowball!
What is the best way for an Artist to paint?
Easely!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snot.
Snot who?
Snot polite to say snot!
