What did the banana say to the artichoke?
If you are to choke, don’t do it on me!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
The BP Station!
Boy: Miss, would you tell me off for something I didn’t do?
Teacher:Of course not.
Boy:Good because I didn’t do my homework!
What is a girl snowman called?
A snow-ma’am!
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a triangle.
I see your point!
