What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do I smell carrot?
What goes ho-ho whoosh,ho-ho whoosh?
Santa Claus caught in a revolving door!
What is a skeleton’s favorite food?
Booberry pie!
WHAT DID SANTA SAY TO THE GREEDY ELVES?
QUIT BEING ELFISH!
Two olives were sitting on a table and one fell off. The other one said ” Are you OK?”
I’ll live!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toodles.
Toodles who?
Bye bye!