Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snot.
Snot who?
Snot polite to say snot!
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkesauras?
What happened to the dog who swallowed a watch?
He got ticks
What do you call a bear without teeth?
a gummy bear!
What two letters does your stocking look like on Christmas afternoon?
m.t.!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
You’re cool!
