Knock, knock?
Who is there?
Knock Knocking?
Knock knocking who?
I’m not knock knocking on heavens door!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Kevin, age 11, Mooresville, NC
Knock, knock?
Who is there?
Knock Knocking?
Knock knocking who?
From Megan, age 9, Milton Keynes, England
Where does Father Christmas go for his monthly disco?
From Julia, age 13, Madison, WI
What is the best way for an Artist to paint?
From Kira, age 7, Utah
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snot.
Snot who?
From Dylan, age 12, Melbourne, Australia:)
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
From Santhoshika, age 7, Bahrain
What happened to the dog who swallowed a watch?
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