Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
Because he was too big to fit in the elevator!
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
So he could hide in the cherry tree!
When does Santa Claus travel with reindeer?
When it’s RAINing!
What do you call a lost sea monster?
The Lost Ness Monster!
What goes up and never comes down?
Addition!
Two crossword enthusiasts were working on crossword puzzles together. One said to the other, “I’ve been working on this crossword for two weeks!”
“FORTNIGHT!” Replies the other!
